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ALone in her tower, the princess prepares to take her own life...

SHe reaches for the poison chalice!

Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne while her aging father lies gravely Ill.

Tis I! The much anticipated hero returned to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden. Unhand her you jailors of virtue or taste the sting of my wicked blade. The sting of...

Dr. Marx, I’m not getting anything from you?

Peoplleee we've talked about this! Acting. is REacting!

Victor you wooden! there. I said it.

Mr. Tibbs, you were pretty good. Perhaps, toooo good...

Whats that victor? my character is undefined?? whyyy I know who i am. I’m the protaganist the guy the hero. Every movie needs a hero!

I mean, who else is better suiited to bask in the adulations of his NUMEROous companions?

The stage is waiting. The audience thirsts for adventure..

WHo am I? Why, i COuld be anyone!

I could be a sea captain returning from a mighty voyage to find his mechanical arm...

OR

I could be a rougue anthropologist battling pythons down in the congo

DOWN CHONGO DOWN!

and if you desire romance

I could be the greatest lover the world has ever known!

Hola, i couldnt help but notice you noticing me noticing you...

You know, the ladies find me uncomfortably good looking... but you... you seem remarkably at ease.

oh my, what are you doing... oh stop! no really! well, if you must.

are those real?

Thats it, conflict! victor you were right! my charachter has been undefined!

People! ive had en epiphany, the hero cannot exist in a vacuum! WHat the story needs is an ironic and unexpected twist that propels the hero into conflict!